Literally Indescribable - Bidet

Literally Indescribable

One of my favorite uses of the term “literally” is to say, “It’s LITERALLY indescribable, and by literally, I mean emphatically.”

What Is Literally Indescribable?

Honestly, I can’t think of anything. But there are many things that are difficult to convey.

For years, I have tried to convey just how magical, amazing, transformative, incredible, (add your list of positive superlatives here) the Men’s Knitting Retreats are. They are not indescribable at all. I can tell exactly what happens. Why it happens, is something I’ve been exploring for sixteen years now.

Another experience that is difficult to convey is using a bidet. Years ago, I tried a traditional bidet and I didn’t get it.

Traditional Bidet

People raved about them and I thought splashing a little water on my butt after a poo wasn’t very effective. I chalked it up to the fact that maybe they worked better for cleaning women-parts.

Then with COVID, everyone started installing toilet-seat bidets. And RAVING about them.

I dismissed the idea again, given my earlier experience. But then recently I got to experience one of these new-fangled bidets. The water was heated and had a surprisingly strong spray directly where it was needed!

Suffice it to say, I now need one of these in my bathroom.

Current Knitting

Continuing to grow slowly, the slip-stitch blanket is looking better and better.

I’m loving how the colors blend and pool and stripe and I think the final blanket will be quite beautiful when it’s finished.

Readers’ Comments/Questions

Fred G. asks, “What is your need for audio? Inquiring minds need to know.”

I was hoping to be able to discuss this earlier, but it looks like I won’t be able to announce anything publicly until the Summer time. But I did have a few breakthroughs in learning the new audio software, and I’m quite happy with how I’m sounding.

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